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Come One, Come All to the Masturbate-A-Thon -------
Time to reach out and touch yourself - it's the fourth annual
"Come as You Are" Masturbate-A-Thon where people masturbate
for a good cause. As if you needed a reason. To raise funds
for women's health organizations (this year's charity is
the Hassle Free Women's Clinic), friends and family sponsor
the volunteer for every minute of masturbation. The par-
ticipants are on the honor system and decide how long they
want to masturbate. The event is broken into several cate-
gories, and the top fundraisers win prizes. For instance,
if the participants use a vibrator or porn, they can enter
the "Plug In" section for a top prize of $100 off their
May electricity bill. Other categories include "Turn On"
for battery users, the self-explanatory "Lube Up" section,
and "Get Off." Anything for a good cause.
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